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jelly jugs

Breasts so large and gelatinous, that they move around freely and unpredictably, almost to the point of being obscene, and are not restricted by any known conventional force, in a similar manner to that of an enormous amount jello in an inadequate, but flexible container.
I am becoming hypnotized by those jelly juggs.
by Juggmaster December 17, 2004
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Jelloing

(v.) To force jello through your teeth onto your chin. Most commonly used as an expression of sexual attraction and as a form of foreplay.
Comes from the fact that jello is simply a sexy food. Also reminiscent of bodily fluids exchanged during sexual intercourse.
"Mary, I find you irresistible! Let's jello!"

"Man, those two are all over each other! They were even jelloing in Starbucks the other day!"

"Yeah, and then we jelloed! You can bet it was the best sex we ever had!"
by Lord of Ladies September 15, 2011
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peanut butt jelly

When one slathers peanut butter on one side of one's lover's ass crack and jelly on the other side of one's lover's ass crack, squishes them together and then licks it up. Must be done while enjoying a 69 this puts the bj is in the pbj.
Peanut butt jelly is a great post workout snack.
by Seantel83 March 31, 2016
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Jelly Donut

The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)
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Jelly Worming

1. The act of a male masturbating with their own body flab.

2. A male having sex with another's body flab.
1. Bubba was aroused when he saw Rosie O'Donnell, and preceded Jelly worming.

2. When Bubba and Rosie were performing coitus later that night, Bubba thought it would be enjoyable to Jelly Worm her.
by L I V E August 18, 2009
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jelly-wood

a term used for a somewhat excited penis that is between the two stages of limp and boner, most guys will work their penis up to the jelly-wood stage before they whip it out to impress innocent bystanders
"Dude, What the fuck? What's your hand doin' in your pants?"
"Chill out man, I'm just tryin' to get a jelly-wood so I can flop my dick out."
by Platinum Pimp March 7, 2006
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JELLY JOPLIN

When putting jelly or jam on your penis and inserting it into someones ass to treat low blood sugar .
My diabetic girlfriend was acting lethargic so I gave her the old Jelly Joplin.
by Firedawg29445 September 1, 2019
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