That golden retriever is a jeejer
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Commenly used in places like Pennsylvannia in the country
Commenly used in places like Pennsylvannia in the country
Mari: "Joanie get off the couch, your not sleeping there."
Joanie: "Yes I am, why can't I?"
Mari: "That is not where you are sleeping, you are sleeping in the other house."
Joanie: "I can sleep wherever I want."
Mari: "Jeepers cats Joanie, just get up."
Joanie: "Yes I am, why can't I?"
Mari: "That is not where you are sleeping, you are sleeping in the other house."
Joanie: "I can sleep wherever I want."
Mari: "Jeepers cats Joanie, just get up."
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Get the Jenner mug.The common red-necked Jeeter can be found sporting a worn agricultural product or automotive sports cap at a roadhouse bar, where a chain-link fence shields the questionable talent from bottle hurling locals. (the hat's foam printed front is a requirement, mesh back is optional).
The Jeeter is usually scruffy, with at least a four-day beard and often twice as much growth sprouting from nostrils and ears. Skinny and with darting eyes, the Jeeter emerges from his dented and jacked-up Ford F-150, 85 Camaro or un-muffled Station Wagon, sun baked to perfection with fresh nicotine tarnish accenting his moustache and fingers. Look for the scraggly salt-and-pepper hair jutting out from beneath his cap on Northern Jeeters, and for Southern Jeeters, a longer mullet will often be present. The vocal laugh of the common Jeeter sounds like a bass note coming from a bleached dashboard speaker that has torn from its rim. Teeth are, of course, optional.
Another mark of distinction is a nearly empty chain-to-belt wallet, and fingernails that look like the contain a 1/4 pound of driveway sealant.
When seen entering a strip joint, the Jeeter wallet contains a surprising amount ot greasy, wrinkled $1 bills.
The Jeeter is usually scruffy, with at least a four-day beard and often twice as much growth sprouting from nostrils and ears. Skinny and with darting eyes, the Jeeter emerges from his dented and jacked-up Ford F-150, 85 Camaro or un-muffled Station Wagon, sun baked to perfection with fresh nicotine tarnish accenting his moustache and fingers. Look for the scraggly salt-and-pepper hair jutting out from beneath his cap on Northern Jeeters, and for Southern Jeeters, a longer mullet will often be present. The vocal laugh of the common Jeeter sounds like a bass note coming from a bleached dashboard speaker that has torn from its rim. Teeth are, of course, optional.
Another mark of distinction is a nearly empty chain-to-belt wallet, and fingernails that look like the contain a 1/4 pound of driveway sealant.
When seen entering a strip joint, the Jeeter wallet contains a surprising amount ot greasy, wrinkled $1 bills.
Diverse examples of this sub-species can be found from Northern Maine to Florida, and westward to all suburbs and rural areas where major appliances and assorted dirt bike parts frequently adorn oil-soaked driveways, front lots and crowded porches.
Despite their unlikely candidacy as mates, Jeeters produce many offspring, and their broods are often found crowding around the tasting griddle at Costco, screaming in a MacDonald's bathroom or parking lot, or stealing Slim Jims at the 7-11.
Common names for the males are:
Dwayne, Jimbo, Darell, Earl, Bud, Jesse or Slim.
Common names for the females are:
Crystal, Kimmy, Darryl, Clarice, Janice or Ronnie.
For some reason, almost all the eldest offspring have the same name, "DoItNOW Shithead", and the younger offspring are usually called, "You Too!".
Despite their unlikely candidacy as mates, Jeeters produce many offspring, and their broods are often found crowding around the tasting griddle at Costco, screaming in a MacDonald's bathroom or parking lot, or stealing Slim Jims at the 7-11.
Common names for the males are:
Dwayne, Jimbo, Darell, Earl, Bud, Jesse or Slim.
Common names for the females are:
Crystal, Kimmy, Darryl, Clarice, Janice or Ronnie.
For some reason, almost all the eldest offspring have the same name, "DoItNOW Shithead", and the younger offspring are usually called, "You Too!".
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Stephanie: That bitch's lips are definitely fake.
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Isabella: *nods in agreement* She's such a Kylie Jenner.
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She is growing in fame because of her lip injections making them much bigger.
There was also a lot of fame from the
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People often say she's growing up too fast because she is 17 and she looks like she's 30.
She is growing in fame because of her lip injections making them much bigger.
There was also a lot of fame from the
"#KylieJennerLipChallenge" where people tried to look like Kylie by ruining their face making it look like they had an allergic reaction.
People often say she's growing up too fast because she is 17 and she looks like she's 30.
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