Jeanie's Dad

If your a dad of a girl named Jeanie, your probably a sexy beast. A fucking 10000/10 smash. Dad's of Jeanie's are often very kind and love giving people rides ;). Also, their favorite number is twee, because fuck three.

Bob: Fuck bro, I lost no nut November.
John : What'd you lose to?
Bob: Jeanie's Dad's sexy ass.

by hi_lena November 06, 2018

Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

by Natty Dog May 24, 2011

jeanis

it's when your jeans make it look like you have a boner in your crotch area

Oh! Pranav has a jeanis, let's bully him, hahahaha 😂🤣

by syraseven December 07, 2023

Jeanis

A penis, made of or covered entirely by blue American denim.

Yo man, that's the nicest jeanis I've seen all summer!

by TheJeansBandit April 27, 2020

Jeanis

A jean-penis. When your jeans stick up at the zipper making what looks like a bulge traditionally caused by a penis.

"Hey look my jeanis is showing!"

by pissboi99 May 27, 2021

Jeanis

(1)the Jeanis is something that takes shape in the front of your jeans that makes it look like you have a penis in your jeans, even if you don't (for the girls) (2) if you actually have a penis and the tiny Jeanis that occurs, makes it look bigger.

hey stacy you have a code jeanis happening you might wanna flatten that out

by jamie laurence April 25, 2011

jeanis

the bump on jeans and hat happens when you sit down that looks suspiciously like a penis

when she sat a jeanis appeared in her lap

by fooster_slay February 09, 2024