Jakob

Jakob is shy at first but will open up to you if you get to know him. His hair is normally brownish blonde and messy. He is definitely a nerd and if you haven’t watched any of Star Wars, he will clear his schedule for the next month to watch the Star Wars movies with you. He is a real gentleman who will always hold the door for friends. He isn’t into relationships unless he finds a girl really meant for him. He will give you food if you ask. Tell him your darkest fears and he’ll pull an all-nighter making a horror game based off your fear.

Person A: Oh, Hi, Jakob!

Jakob: Hi! How are you?

by Monika’s Boyfriend August 9, 2019

Jakob

Latin for big huge gurthy penis

Your jakob is really tastey

by Mr.stealyagrll Ace January 28, 2018

jakobina

Jakobina is the most beautiful and intelligent person I know. She is a asshole, but in a funny way. You can talk with her about everything. She cares for you, but she can't really show it. Sometimes it seems like she doesn't care at all but she does. She will always listen to you, even of you call her at 3am. She will call you at 3am because she needs someone to talk about her OTP. She will laugh at you when you fall down. She will help you with your homework and tries to explain math for you. She doesn't say that she likes you, she doesn't need to, you can see it from her actions. She seems cold but if you talk with her about something she really loves, you can see her eyes sparkle. She has the cutest smile when she sees her OTP. She's the most amazing person you can know.

A: "She's like Jakobina"
Funny, sadistic, intelligent

by one-four-one-two February 21, 2017

jakob smith

A person who always catches fire when hanging out with friends

Wow he is such a Jakob Smith we should carry a fire extinguisher with us

by Bible thumper 6.66 April 9, 2017

jakub

Someone who can be a complete asshole at times but also very caring at other times. He truly thinks turkey is, in fact, sex. When jakub speaks everyone listens because it's always a neat random fact. He never knows how to spell right and he thinks the tables change when they do indeed turn.

I was talking to jakub on house party and he told me how he loves girls with huge pupils

by alix02 December 21, 2016

Jakub

A polish guy who always wears the same black Woolley hat, even when he is indoors.Some say that he is immune to overheating!!!

Girl 1:I have a really embarrassing haircut.what should I do?
Girl 2: just do a jakub

by Wisewisdom January 24, 2014

Jakobe

the best at everything

man jakobe is good at everything

by jftuft February 5, 2020