Someone who can be a complete asshole at times but also very caring at other times. He truly thinks turkey is, in fact, sex. When jakub speaks everyone listens because it's always a neat random fact. He never knows how to spell right and he thinks the tables change when they do indeed turn.
by alix02 December 21, 2016
by Megan January 23, 2004
a very wholesome person, usually wishes everyone a good night and a good night rest, he compliments you by saying you have a nice cock every evening, while having a raging huge horsecock. Most of the time a pro cs:go player with 20 wins a day, has alot of swag and flavour in his dressing style
by swagboygangshit September 01, 2020
by rushil is my son April 16, 2020
Russian boy Who thinks he is polish. gay ass Bitch, Plays binweevils all day and takes graphic pictures of kids
by Endois January 30, 2018
A really nice guy, can be really cute. nothing can change how much of a sweet guy he is and all the girls love him even tho he don't see it, can sometimes be taken but of course some might not be. most romantic person and dirty minded. As in very dirty minded. Overall don't let him go. He will be the best person in your life. And a good boyfriend. No matter what he will be by your side
friend: Have you seen your boyfriend today?
me: Of course i have Jakub came to me this morning
ps. i love you
me: Of course i have Jakub came to me this morning
ps. i love you
by Alliexoxobitches December 21, 2019
Super hot Slovakian boy. Fucks bitches every day, legend has it that Jakub spent more money on condoms than your mum on her car. Nice person, very hot, if I was gay then I'd have sex with him.
by J_500 June 01, 2017