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Jaffer

Something that exceeds one's expectations...something which you regard to be of sheer excellence. Derived from the Rhyzo school of linguistics!!
Have you seen the new Paris Hilton home porno...its an absolute JAFFER!!!
by Burnsie January 20, 2005
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Jeffery

a drug cocktail in joint form consisting of, weed, angel dust, E, clorox, cocaine, and a few other choice ingredients.
dude 1:here have some of this jeffery man
Dude 2: ok, *cough cough*

dude 1:i think im having a heart attack!
dude 2:you need to calm down! here touch this furry wall.
dude 3: hahaha thats the thing about a jeffery, it goes away....then it comes BACK AGAIN BWAHAHAHAH.
by turok the awsome June 16, 2010
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jaffering

To place a photo of a black mans large penis on someones monitor when they leave there desk for anything more than 30seconds.
1) "Murphy has gone to the toilet - Jaffer her NOW!"
2) I often enjoy a good game of Jaffering on a Monday Morning
3) Jenkins got Jaffered BIG TIME!
4) Will you please stop Jaffering me - I am sick of staring at huge black BATS!
by Jaffer Appreciation Society December 19, 2007
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Jafferism

Attribution to being a Jaffer. A Jafferism is an act which is seen as "absolute" or "amazing," where the person doing such an act either benevolently uses their position of power or perfectly executes what someone else wants them to without prior knowledge.
He just walked in, got on one knee, and proposed to me so perfectly; it was just an absolute Jafferism.

He had all the power over them that he needed, but he was still kind and fair. Everything he did was a Jafferism.
by Jafferism May 27, 2009
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Jeffery ratio

An unreasonable and unenjoyable ratio of alcohol to anything else.
by Lawlderp December 7, 2019
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jeffery

'Fayme we should give our pet rock a name.'
'Jeffery.'
'ok.'
by Chalk board May 24, 2021
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Jeffery Dahmer that hoe

When you shove a 12inch dildo in another males asshole and they can feel It in their stomach. Then they start puking up blood it’s horrible.
Yeah I Jeffery dahmer that hoe everyday. I love the blood afterwords
by anonymous February 14, 2023
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