Jackalation

An all round poes of a guy who loves the attention of kids

Jackalation was arrested in a red van for trying to lure children in with sweets. Also lives in ballito

by Bronze Boy September 28, 2021

Jacktovione

The word “Jacktovione” has the root meaning of “slut” or “hoe” the word “ Jacktovione” is often used to describe girls that have no meaning to their life or are just useless in general

Stacy is such a Jacktovione for cheating on drake with Mikey

by Logan maxwells January 11, 2022

jackusation

Refers to where a gal claims dat an unable-to-climax guy must have "relieved da pressure" prior to sharing a bouncy-bouncy with her.

I'd much rather face a jackusation from a lady than be accused of having unprotected sex with her and thus fathering a "love baby".

by QuacksO May 17, 2022

Jaystationify

To make something over hyped or over exited and basically just make it seem way more scary cool dumb happy fun or sad then it actually is or could ever be

Dont jaystationify this!

by Uno_Bruno October 29, 2022

gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.

When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!

by thinkinman February 7, 2018

V-jaculation

An alternative meaning for "squirting". When a female orgasm is intense enough to release urine and female prostatic fluid created by the skenes gland. Female ejaculation. An intense involuntary release of sexual orgasm fluid.
V-jaculate / V-jaculation / V-jaculating / V-jaculated

"Bartholomew pleasured Fiona with so much intensity that she V-jaculated."
"Although she did not intend on having to wash the sheets tonight, she had to because she endured some pretty intense pleasure this evening that ended in V-jaculation."

by Missallineous February 5, 2026

Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010