A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.
by O2L February 2, 2006
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A nigga that's as fake and busted as the prizes in a "Craker Jack" box, tryna front as if he got something going on.
That nigga is a straight Cracka-Jack Nigga, when my baby pulled on the medallion to his chain, that mess straight popped!!
by Yvette Bennett May 28, 2006
Get the Cracka-Jack Nigga mug.A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker or shoots last, has to eat the cracker.
by lindsay the gangster June 1, 2005
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Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
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Get the Cracker Jack mug.A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.
by Casey R. June 10, 2005
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