PAT!

Whenever someone does somethng embarassing or stupid then ''PAT!'' is shouted out in order to cause the person further embarassment.
First used in Glasgow, Scotland. Now a common phrase in Scottish mainlands.

In math class boy argues with the teacher
Teacher tells boy to sit down
Fustrated at losing arguement, boy storms out class
Fellow classmate shouts 'PAT!' just as he leaves class
Boy feels more embarassedThe end

by Archbishop cunty March 23, 2009

Pat

Noun. A heterosexual man who claims he has never masturbated in his entire life, but everyone knows that it is a down right lie.

If you're 18 and you claim you have never masturbated before, you are a Pat.

by Fu3k June 27, 2009

/pat

WoW emote - the act of patting someone. Can be used to patronize or sympathize.

Person 1: "FML"
Person 2: Aw. /pat

by Ahhhha! October 8, 2010

pats

Plural, stands for Patrols. Typically used in MMORPG games and stands for attackable non playing objects (mobs) that are patrolling an instance.

Bring this mob back dood, pats are incoming.

by TastyTots April 15, 2006

pat

(n.) a short or long nap taking anywhere preferrably in places where it may not be appropriate

(v.) napping, sleeping

This term is specific to boyss only!!

Dude, why did you take a pat during that British lady's speech?

I could not pat to save my life last night.

by dutch.napps June 22, 2011

Pat

1- When someone easliy gets their ankles broken playing sports such as Hockey

2- Someone who constantly makes jokes about other people, but actually are the joke themselves

1- I don't want him on my team, he's a Pat

2- Did you hear what he said? Don't worry he's a Pat

by PatsMySon September 14, 2016

Pats

(Noun) *pah-tz* (Latin/Greek origin) Pats-- In the middle ages, a pats would be a man who runs rampant throughout the streets and bedclothes older woman.

Did you see jimmy got with barbra last night? what a fuckin pats

by CSpats May 26, 2013