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Noun. A
heterosexual
man who claims he has never
masturbated
in his entire life, but
everyone knows that
it is a down right lie.
If you're 18 and you claim you have
never
masturbated
before,
you are a
Pat.
Pat
by
Fu3k
June 27, 2009
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