Instablast

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.

It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.

by joshuaware January 25, 2016

insta-gasm

Giving an instant orgasm by quickly jabbing one's sides near the kidney on one or both sides at once which causes involuntary movement and sometimes unnecessary noises...

Boy 1: I'm going to give that kid an insta-gasm guys...

Boy 2: (After he was given the insta-gasm) (yelling) IT'S SO INSTANT!

by shadow1337 May 23, 2009

Instaroll

A party that upon arrival, is rolled by the cops.

"Hey buddy, how was the Jamul party on Holloween?"
-"Weak dude, it got instarolled."

by mirk4 November 9, 2009

instarape

liking all/many of someone's Instagram posts at once and following them thereafter or vice versa

We started talking on Instagram after she instaraped me.

by Marshah😁 April 14, 2022

Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.

As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.

by Termy August 3, 2007

Insta-Cum Retraining

A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.

My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...

by YAWA June 13, 2018

insta-poo

An extreme flow of crap falling from ones anus.

Jesse Burgess had the extreme insta-poos in class and made a huge mess!!

by MadMan06 November 26, 2004