Instafine

A girl who looks cute in pictures and on Instagram but in real life is ugly

Joe - "I hooked up with Becky last week!"
Paul - "She's so hot bro"
Bill - "hell nah! You know shes just instafine!"

by Freegrant2 October 8, 2015

InstAlibi

A picture you post to Facebook or Instagram to let your contacts or stalkers think you've spent time somewhere at a particular moment.

I posted my Instalibi now I can head off ;)

by FracturedHeart January 7, 2016

Instalkgramming

Stalking someone's Instagram profile

Sheila was so obsessed with her ex, the server logs showed her Instalkgramming him for fourteen solid days.

by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister July 23, 2016

Instakek

Instantly Laughing (Replaces InstaLOL)

Jochen: i fuk ur bish
Daniel: INSTAKEK

by Instakek123 May 10, 2017

intalik

a tall man/scandinavian dude

Hello Intalik

by niniiiiiii February 4, 2018

Instalated

When you’re trying to say “installed”but you dumb.

I’m waiting for my new carpet to be instalated.

by Asdf5690 June 17, 2019

instarider

A person who owns a motorcycle and only rides when the sun is out and there’s absolutely no chance of rain.

They ride, for only one reason, to take photos of their bike, and usually themselves, in places close to their home to post on social media.

Instariders only care about the likes they get for their pictures of their bikes and don’t care for the ride itself.

“You think Gavin will come for a ride today?”
“Nah, there’s a little cloud over there and he won’t get any good photos.”
“Bloody instarider.”

by Coondawgs August 1, 2020