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intalik by niniiiiiii February 4, 2018
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instalike 

When you see a status on Facebook, and you like it within one minute of its posting. Can be conjoined with megalike to form the megainstalike.
John Doe - I like pooping.
Jane Doe - omg hahah *instalike*
instalike by poobicus October 26, 2010

intalksicated 

Someone so involved into their phone conversation that the world around them disappears. Their phone conversation makes them drunk.
When these people stop talking on their phones, they do not recognize their surroundings and just continue to drive aimlessly in hopes of finding their way home again. Look at this women! She is so intalksicated she didn't stop at that stop sign! Good thing she wasn't blond, she might have intalksicated her way into your the side of your car then Boom Goes the Dynamite!!
intalksicated by RonDMC70 August 22, 2011

Instalike 

The act of receiving, or giving, a Facebook 'like' instantly after posting a comment or status update.
(12:30) Dan: "Keep your pimp hand strong"
(12:30:05) Cody: *like*
(12:32) Dan: (to himself) "Ah, an instalike. Nice."
Instalike by Big C My Friends June 1, 2011

italika tuneada 

A scooter commonly used by nacos and robbers to flee from the police after stealing your phone.
Usually they have an extremelly loud exhaust, neon lights, ugly stickers and no lights at all.
"No carnal, ayer unos nacos en una italika tuneada me bajaron el celular y la cartera"
italika tuneada by TSURUTUNEADO March 12, 2021

InTajikistanWeDont

InTajikistanWeDont is the legendary beast, which can bomrard you with the posts everyday and then dissapear for 6 months. Yet it expects you to keep liking, following, sharing and commenting its activities when it is back.
InTajikistanWeDont say "I love you", we say " Jigarta bihuram". And I think it's beautiful.

inTajikistanWeDont

InTajikistanWeDont is the magical beast that will cherish you by posting everyday, then suddenly disappear for 6 months, yet still expecting you to like, follow, share and comment his activities.
InTajikistanWeDont say "I love you", we say " Jigarta bihuram". And I think that's beautiful.
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murderhobo 

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