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Instafag

1. An attractive, well pampered and dressed gay male that comes furnished with small group of faggles, a flat in the Castro (SF, CA) and one hag closely resembling Margaret Cho.

2. Package containing small child. Add water and get 19
Oh, look over there! He is a instafag.
by Ilovemargaretcho November 2, 2008
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instafame

Fame that comes instantly from a great photo on instagram.
"Damn, dude, this photo is going to bring you crazy instafame as soon as I post it on Instagram!"

"Wow, you're about to be instafamous once I upload this photo to instagram!"
by dathair May 28, 2013
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InstaGay

Jon + pink rubber dildo + camera
We'll get some InstaGay shots at the next chubrock outing if jon comes.
by TimilDeeps February 28, 2004
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Instafam

Friends who you met on instagram and who you are extremely close to
I miss you too instafam
by Ziggy_h May 30, 2018
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Instaham is great

A super swag Swedish artist with a totally healthy obsession with Garfield
Guy 1: Did you hear Instaham Is Great posted again?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m totally not concerned!
by Penisman91038 August 7, 2021
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instafail

The action of failing instantly at a tried action.

For instance, the act of not putting sage into the email field, and then posting will amount to an instafail, as the poster has failed instantly at saging.

Other instafail incidences can be seen as linking to ebaumsworld, reffering to a picture of a cat with text on it as a "lolcat", or any other commonplace newfaggotry action that takes place on the internet.

Instafailing is not limited to the internet though, any action that can be perceived as failing at the moment the action is attempting can also be seen as an instafail.
Person 1: hey check out this video from ebaumsworld! its halarious!
Person 2: instafail. don't talk to me
by rabid9797 January 11, 2009
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Instadamn

When some one posts something on Instagram and you are like damn! That was deep, clever, beautiful or otherwise remarkable.
What a instadamn your photo was!
by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014
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