Instapundit

Glenn Reynolds, The Tennessee Tapdancer, and the ad hoc leader of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders. Supposedly to be a libertarian, but is mostly concerned with the right to rim out the Republican Party. Believes himself to be a law professor, as well as the target of a worldwide conspiracy led by Dan Rather and the French. Nevertheless, he boasts a daily readership in the tens of thousands, who simply can't live without the next "three words and a link special" of which there are upwards of 40 a day.

Some medical experts believe Glenn picked up an exotic brain parasite while scuba diving.

Dude, Instapundit is on a roll. He linked to this movie of people pretending to be drug addicts saying they're liberals, and he said - get this - "Heh. Indeed." And then he linked to the front page of the NYT where they had a big article on Bush's new Attorney General and torture or some bullshit, and there was only a little blurb about the UT College Republicans protesting Michael Moore, and he goes, "Oh, THAT liberal media."

by scarshapedstar November 12, 2004

instacoder

A person who creates the perception that they can program, by posting pictures of themselves with computers on Instagram.

These are usually attractive people gathering a following with the intention of advertising to them.

These pictures may also be of:
* an incomprehensible block of code in the text editor Sublime.

* A stack of programming books that teach unrelated languages; C++ & CSS, HTML & Objective-C
* Paper notebook with a block of syntax written on it
* multiple computers with the subjects hand on either of the keyboards
* Yoga poses with a laptop open in front of the user

* A glass of wine held out in front of a computer

You should open source less, instacoders don't do it so it must not be cool.

by The Avocoder July 10, 2018

Instamood

A state where any outside activity/conversation is ignored completely because their on Instagram.

I have to deal with instamood at least twice a day.

by Jpounder November 27, 2013

Instaboner

1. (n) A person who gives a male a boner the moment he looks at her.

Wow, with those boobs, she is an instaboner.

by VinnyM76 March 31, 2009

Instagood

A photo editing app for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch.

My favorite app is called Instagood. I always get the most likes when I use it to edit my photos.

by seanzies August 26, 2013

Instaboner

When an erection is formed instantaneously, usually as a result of interaction with someone of unprecedented attractiveness.

James tapped me on the shoulder earlier, I got an instaboner.

by CortaEsaCiudad March 15, 2015

instabolical

An extraordinary instance where unknown happenstances become perfectly clear, in a moments notice, taking all sides by complete surprise.

It quickly became an instabolical situation.

by digger_dan June 9, 2011