An Impana is an absolute baddie. She is absolutely stunning inside and out and is not afraid to speak her mind. Her mind is brilliantly sharp and her sense of humour is witty. Be warned though. Following the consumption of sugar she will display crackhead behavoiur.
Damn, what an Impana!
by nashira_18 February 19, 2020
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Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.
Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended guttural utterances, slack-jaws and bugged out eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap "upside" the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.
Also see mental constipation.
Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.
Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended guttural utterances, slack-jaws and bugged out eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap "upside" the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.
Also see mental constipation.
"Overwhelmed at the prospect of having the bounty of an entire doughnut shop all to himself, Homer immediately suffered a massive cognitive impaction that reduced him to little more than a drooling mass of manflesh."
by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004
Get the cognitive impaction mug.Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.
Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.
Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020
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The lack of frogs in the forest has a major AFFECT on the ecosystem?
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major EFFECT on the ecosystem?
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The lack of frogs in the forest has a major impact on the ecosystem.
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major EFFECT on the ecosystem?
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The lack of frogs in the forest has a major impact on the ecosystem.
by Just_a_guy_making_an_impact May 7, 2019
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by John Q Moron May 5, 2004
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