influenza

a person of high ranking, who is able to change the minds of individuals. emphasizing the intensity of influencers

Person 1: oh yeah, you make a good point

Person 2: that’s why they call me an influenza

by anonymous June 30, 2021

solar influenza

Using your sick leave to enjoy the day off from work, when your not really sick.

Mr. Johnson, I want able to make it to work today, I have solar influenza.

by fastblk22 July 19, 2009

influenza

A common viral infection, Influenza can be dangerous if the victim is old, chronically ill or young, it can even kill. There has been 5 known Influenza Pandemics:
1889-1890 - H2N2 (Russian or Asiatic) Strain
1900 - H3N8 Strain
1918-1920 - H1N1 (Spanish) Strain
1957-1958 - H2N2 (Asian) Strain
1968-1969 - H3N2 (Hong Kong) Strain

The Spanish Pandemic was very devastating as it is thought there were more casualties from the pandemic than there were from World War I. The N5N1 (Avian or Bird) Influenza strain is rapidly spreading throughout countries from migrating birds.

Influenza is one of the most common viruses.

by shadow7710 September 2, 2006

Influenza F

Influenza F is created throught the mental brain of a person. Usual caused by toxicity in Fortnite Battle Royale. This type of influenza is the most dangerous because it can cause Ligma, sugma, and most dangerous, stay hone from school disease. If you have any of these synptoms please use code Cizz in the Fortnite Item Shop to get your medication.

Girl- “Hey did you hear that Dilin has Influenza F?”
Boy- “No but that is seeious shit!”
Girl- “Ya we might wanna plan his funeral...”

by GtaGamer March 5, 2019

biersack influenza

Like Bieber Fever except infinitely better because it's Andy Biersack instead

-Omg becky i love justin bieber
-Fuck you
-But he's such a good singer
-Fuck you
-I have such Bieber fever
-BITCH IVE GOT BIERSACK INFLUENZA

by thenerdosaur November 25, 2016

Bad influence

When someone convinces you to drink too much on a work trip.

Mitch is a bad influence.

by Lmitchell84 May 10, 2019

Facebook Under the Influence

Facebook Under the Influence (FUI).

Last night after the 4th cabernet, I was Facebook Under the Influence. This morning, I had to check my statements and delete several unsavory verbal offerings I made while FUI.

by Neal Dachstadter January 7, 2011