Inflirment

The act of taking a shit in the toilet and forgetting to properly flush it.

Bob: John, Please don't inflirment in the toilet.

by TheWindSoldier April 4, 2010

infidelity

a threesome you weren't invited to

She said she wasn't committing an infidelity, just that I wasn't invited to this ménage à trois. She promises she'll take me alpine skiing with the next guy she picks up.

by partytrap February 24, 2013

Infidelity

Going outside of a monogomous relationship for sexual intercourse, companionship, or attention. Cheating.

Infidelity is a nicer way of saying my wife makes my tuna with other guys' mayonaise?

by needmaps June 18, 2012

infidel castro

one who is not fidel castro; one who opposes communism, or is not communist

My brother is an infidel castro. Is yours?

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

infidence

Showing an infinite amount of confidence

"Eliza, if you go into the interview with infidence, you are sure to get the job!"

by Rexium February 19, 2013

infidel

one who beats a terrorist with a trout

Whoa! Look at that infidel beating the crap outta taht terrorist with that bloody trout!

by muh May 15, 2003

infidelity

s a violation of a couple's assumed or stated contract regarding emotional and/or sexual exclusivity

most marriages end due to infidelity

by AOHARURIDE October 25, 2015