Infinite

A word mentioned in the book "The Perks of Being a Wallflower"...When the main character uses the word he means: The feeling of happiness.. like every bad thought is cleared from your mind and you could go on with that moment.. forever.

When him and his 2 best friends are driving in the car listening to meaningful songs they all felt "infinite".

by Morgan13_33 August 13, 2005

infinite wisdom

used to convey the tendency (or lack thereof) of groups and decision making bodies to consider common sense and obvious implications of their actions. Often used sarcastically and/or pejoratively.

The executive board, in their infinite wisdom, decided to make the meeting during finals week mandatory for all members.

by Dave JH December 9, 2008

infinite wood

A penile erecttion that will not deflate due to an unwanted reaction to taking viagra.

I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017

infinicum

When two penises are interlaced and touch tips in anticipation of one ejaculating, the ejaculatory penis cums inside the other penis. Storing the cum inside the urethra, the cum is then recycled for the next round of ejaculation.

i.e. fluid swapping

Tom: "Man, I've been feeling lonely, makes me thing of the days when me and my hubby used to infinicum maneuver."

Barry: "Dang I've been feeling the same, never heard of that infinicum shit though"

Tom: "You've never heard of infinicum? Dude...what are you doing later tonight."

Barry: "Interlacing my dick with yours, I guess!"

by cumphilosopher69 November 6, 2020

Infinite Bagel Theory

The theory that if a bagel is cut horizontally, each half can be considered one bagel, allowing an infinite number of bagels to be formed from one bagel. This is to say, as long as a section of an object is identified as a whole, the entirety of its children on the same plane can also be considered whole, creating a paradox where an original object can be responsible for the creation of an infinite number of itself.

Craig: "I bought this bagel from a New York bakery and they consider half a bagel a whole bagel?"
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."

by bobfrog93 May 18, 2021

infinite playlist

A very long list of songs that tell a story or convey a message.

"I was listening to Aubri's Infinite Playlist yesterday, and it was badass."

by aubrismiles February 21, 2022

Infinite Swirl

According to Ed Vincent a sex ed expert the infinite swirl is when a man and another man swirl their penis' around each other. There is no risk of STD. He also recommends front of penis into side of penis also no risk of STD.

Gay Guy 1: Wanna do the Infinite Swirl
Gay Guy 2: Sure theres no risk involved!

by Jackov Brolovski October 28, 2010