Ilana is an absolutely AMAZING person. Smarter than Albert Einstein, kinder than Keanu Reeves, Prettier than Megan Fox, Ilana takes all the prizes home. She has a surplus of friends, always gets good grades, and genuinely enjoys her life.
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Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped.
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the literal sexiest chad ever to exist . i am a certified ilana simp . they make me feel so happy and loved and warm and safe and i don't know what i'd do without them
by itskaibitches May 9, 2021
Get the ilana mug.Ilana is usually a good girl who is so beautiful u could spot her across the room she is usually Christian with average grades and has the best personality ever, she isn't like any other type of ordinary girl she is hilarious! One word she says with brighten your day.she is also and expert at kissing,one kiss by her and you will drift in your thoughts about kissing her everyday.if she is mad you should mostly leave her alone.she is single sadly Bo are to scared to ask her out there scared she might say no because her beauty is so strong
by KrystalHutch May 17, 2018
Get the Ilana mug.Noun. An adorable, quirky girl who everyone loves. An ilana can be Jewish because she is quite literally a chosen one. Ilanas can sing like the spice girls or Maria Callas. She has skin softer than a walrus. Although they sometimes miss your mouth, her kisses are to die for. Ilana may be prescribed as an alternative to psychotropic drugs due to her calming and loving qualities. She often loves boys who are nerdy and who really doesn't deserve her. Only one true ilana exists.
Verb. To think for hours about an ilana (N)
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Verb. To think for hours about an ilana (N)
Adj. Perfect.
1) I went to the temple's friday night live music event and fell in love with this ilana. You should find one.... oh wait she is one of a kind.
2) The only excuse any teacher would accept for why you do not have a paper in on time is if you ilana all night.
3) That ilana is so ilana.
2) The only excuse any teacher would accept for why you do not have a paper in on time is if you ilana all night.
3) That ilana is so ilana.
by Pink Walrus January 11, 2011
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