Rusty Humphries

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.

by Non Urban July 11, 2009

[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries]

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs

Humphrey Dinkle Berries

by Arks December 15, 2008

Humphfa

Angry about something and just want to let it go.

''Humphfa. Fuck Fuck And Fucking hell''.

by Angelbootiful March 10, 2009

HumpHug

A sexual act, When a person (most likley male) hugs someone whilst proceeding to hump them

"Gimme a hug," said the dude
(Humps midway through)

"WTF are you doing mate?"
(Proceeds to humphug)

by cassali November 9, 2017

humph!

that one song that was recently released by pentagon that is really super dope and a great addition for your summer playlist.

Universe #1: hey, did u listen to humph! already?
Universe #2:yes I did. it was a great summer bop! What a song to be added for my K-pop summer playlist!

by undertheyoon October 12, 2019

Humphrey Bone

Some headless guy that is under-rated from BBC Ghosts. Played by Laurence Rickard.

A Tudor Era ghost who had a wife involved with the French Revolution, or some shady drug dealing.

Person 1: Oh yeah, Humphrey Bone is my favourite character in BBC Ghosts.
Person 2: Who was that again?
Person 1: You've got to be kidding me Dave. Seriously?

by NotAWelshMan December 25, 2021

Humphrey the rat

A big rat that is, in fact, a freAKING HIDEOUS GIANT sweater who likes them big and chunky.

AHHHHHHHH HUMPHREY THE RAT IS CHASING ME GET AWAY YOU MENACE!!!

by VERy L4arg3 March 7, 2019