by Juice master69420 November 1, 2022
Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.
by Jenn Regan June 23, 2006
A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.
“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”
by sodium!! December 13, 2019
by Jessicaadele March 2, 2018
The guy from almost famous on hobowars that tells everyone the meaning of their name in the urban dictionary
Everyone loves him though, we want his children
Everyone loves him though, we want his children
Humphrey -
1. stigs
A fat, lazy, Puerto Rican teacher/cop/lacrosse coach. Known to be a complete retard and sleeps with his mother
how does this make you feel about your name, this is from urban dictionary?
Humphery -
sue: a sexy lady with huge titties that loves to have sex all the time, nice fat ass, and likes to do it in her jacuzzi tub
wierd, it says nothing about kissing for a bathroom break
1. stigs
A fat, lazy, Puerto Rican teacher/cop/lacrosse coach. Known to be a complete retard and sleeps with his mother
how does this make you feel about your name, this is from urban dictionary?
Humphery -
sue: a sexy lady with huge titties that loves to have sex all the time, nice fat ass, and likes to do it in her jacuzzi tub
wierd, it says nothing about kissing for a bathroom break
by Sonicsue July 11, 2008
Humphrey is used to describe any unusual birth mark or freckle on sum1's face. It cant be sum1 with lots of freckles. Its just ONE freckle or birth mark on the face that catches ur attention and is really ugly. There is also a trisex humphrey which is wen sum1 has 3 humphreys that make a triangle on the side of their face.
by bobby apple November 29, 2005
A man that loves to day thicc and do wierd hand gestures.👌👌
Can’t be social and has venustophobia.
The fear of cute girls
Can’t be social and has venustophobia.
The fear of cute girls
by Thicc dogoo December 5, 2018