Hornely

The feeling of being lonely and horny. Are you horny because you're lonely or lonely because you're horny? That's the mystery of being hornely.

That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.

by Jimbert September 30, 2016

paper hornet

A piece of tightly rolled paper bent in half lengthwise and shot from a rubber band "slingshot style".

I was sitting in math class when Jimmy shot a paper hornet at the back of my head and now I have a huge welt.

by CrazyMan June 6, 2004

horney

the misspelling of horny..dumbass.

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

hornet's nest

A violent and/or very argumentative/controversial situation.

1. Ever since 9/11, the US has been at war and in a political hornet's nest with terrorism worldwide.

2. Jamal and Terrell really got into some gangsta shit when they stirred up a hornet's nest with their fellow Crips, who refused to share their McDonald's chicken selects with them.

by Mark H March 17, 2005

Sam Hornish Sr.

Easily mistaken with the Sam Hornish Jr., the Sam Hornish Sr. is a more godly act. Like "the Jr.", "the Sr." starts with the placing of one's scrotum on or in anothers beverage, but what makes this feat so amazing is that the drinker knows what has happens to his or her drink and drinks it anyway.

We all think Morris might be gay because he let Mirav Sam Hornish Sr. his pink lemonade.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

horniada

spanish slag for a horny female;or sexualy aggresive female.

"it took me 2 seconds to get her to suck me up, esa vieja estaba horniada"

by Decawon March 26, 2007

hornification

To make something become horny over a series of arousing events.

After hours of intense hornification Michelle finally got me in bed.

by asdfghjertertt March 13, 2008