miso horny 

Slang term for being in such a state of arousal you'd dry hump the couch.

"DAYUM! I'm a freak in heat; a dog without warning. My Appetite's for sex cos: MISO HORNY!!"

miso horny by wavyg July 21, 2014

Horny Jail

A place you go to when you become too horny for the sake of humanity.

Bob: I watched too much NSFW images yesterday and I have no regrets
Cheems: go to horny jail *bonk*

Horny Jail by The7Guy November 5, 2020

Post Vax Horny 

The COVID Vaccine side-effect that results in a highly elevated sex drive.

Ray: Hey man how are you feeling after getting the vaccine?

Mike: Feeling pretty good bro, I’ve been harder than a diamond in an ice storm...I’ve got the Post Vax Horny.

Post Vax Horny by TheCap419 April 24, 2021

horny weasel 

that one horny weasel in the barbie as rapunzel movie who became a meme because of his constant moaning

horny weasel: “Give him to me AUEGHHH 😩”

horny weasel by ifai June 19, 2021

Horny Potter 

The act of busting a nut and drawing glasses and a lightning bolt on another’s face. The person’s face will then resemble that of the famed literary protagonist, Harry Potter.

Jessica: Ah man, did you really just Horny Potter all over my face again?!
Alex: Yep, you’re a jizzer Harry.

Horny Potter by JKTrowling February 22, 2019

Hornyplane 

A hornyplane is like a hornycar, it’s a french saying. When you’re a hornyplane, You’re horny as hell, way more than when you’re a hornycar

My friend: he’s so hot I wish I could fuck him
Me: you’re such a hornyplane

Hornyplane by Lyliashl March 30, 2020

horny

What your going to be after reading all these freaky definitions below or above mine.

The only reason you searched up horny on urban dictionary is to read the erotic definitons so you can either fap or finger yourself to it. :)

horny by an anonymous girl_ZaX October 10, 2017