Miso

miso horny

you: *gets erection*
masseuse: miso horny

by SlickRickDickFuck July 5, 2022

miso

my internet shut off

damn! miso

by takoyaki January 11, 2009

MISO

The acronym standing for "my internet shut off!". Used in an intense instant-messaging conversation that ended abruptly.

Pronounced mee-soh, as in the traditional Japanese soup served with tofu.

beBeHdoLL2: baby i miss you! i havent seen you in 4 hours!!
"LiLBbaLLa4LyPhe" signed off at 10:39:02 PM.
"LilBbaLLa4LyPhe" signed on at 10:39:10 PM
beBeHdoLL2: ...
LilBbaLLa4LyPhe: i'm soo sorry babe! miso!

by butterflygangster April 5, 2008

Miso

A beautiful little young cat who can be a real butch sometimes but really loves his owner.

Miso: meow meow meow meow

owne: me too miso😔

by Miso da baby January 18, 2021

miso

an acronym for "my internet shut off," used in conversations via internet when facebook chat is faulty and your messages don't go through, or when your instant messenger quits abruptly

Spencer:guess what!
Rachel: what?
Spencer is offline.
Spencer is online.
Rachel: wtf
Spencer: shit, sorry. miso!

by <3insf December 20, 2009

Mišo

Very hard to define. Defies human standards therefore is not easy to categorize or describe. An extremely ambitious and talented man. He’s your favourite song when it plays. He makes you smile to be alive. To know him is to love him. If you’re lucky enough to know him you are blessed and you thank God endlessly. He will steal your heart but you will gladly give it away to this person. He’s tall, athletic, model material. Smart and creative he makes things happen by winging it. He’s when cute and gorgeous combine. His cocky smirk will irritate you but you’ve never seen anything so wonderful. His eyes will look right through you. He’s the guy they would cast as the heart throb in a teen movie. But above all he walks with integrity. He will inspire you with his morals and respect. He really makes you believe you can have it all because if you have him then you already do...Bonus: he’s actually the fourth Migos.

Wow is that Mišo? Mišo makes my heart skip a beat! Mišo makes the world a better place.

by Inlovewithecoco June 20, 2018

Miso

Incredibly gorgeous but doesn’t know it. Although she’s kind of annoyed that all her name means is “internet shut off.” She doesn’t fall for guys easily yet all of the guys seem to fall for her. Her brain is her strength but her insecurities are her weakness.

Brad: I think I’m starting to fall for Miso.

Tiffany: Forget it, she’ll never like you back.

by Anacroissants March 2, 2021