Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard

Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.

I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.

by Rimbor April 20, 2005

hored

horny and bored

man im really hored right now.

by gavinpussyslayer May 1, 2018

Hores

An epic fail that resulted from a typo of "Horse" in a children's essay, to humorous effect:

"Sticker Story -- Hores
I like hores. Hores have other hores frinds. Hores like carots. You woudn't think they coud but they can put thir legs strait up. Hores make you feel good. My dad wants a hores but my mom says no. When I am 16 or 20 I will buy my own hores."

Husband: Honey? I was thinking about buying a hores.
Wife: Absolutely not!
Husband: How about a horse?
Wife: Mmm... all right.

by Templarian February 1, 2009

HOreditary

When being a Hoe, Thot, slut, Runs in the Family, in the genes.

Shelby is a Hoe just like her Mom Lyndsey, must be Horeditary!

by Dramafree13 November 20, 2019

Black Horde

The groups of rabid doorbusters that lay waste to shopping malls on Black Friday.

The mall was in shambles after Friday's raid. The Black Horde always has its way. Always.

by kussese August 4, 2010

B-Horne

Also known as the (Ignorant Fish), this is a unique being that apears to be a cross between a human and a large bottom feeding fish. Consuming mostly trash from the bottom of Damy Avis's pond, he gets sexually stimulated and uses his unique ability to flop/walk into her house during late nights. Attracting her with his disturbingly large glowing forehead they preform rough yet slimey coitus. After a long 8 hours of physical flopping in bed, he screams with a shrill moment of horny pleasure.

B-Horne

by Laveecalow April 12, 2014

Van Horned

When one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. Usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.

"Man, that was a hilarious joke!"
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."

by TheMightyThor47 July 21, 2017