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An epic fail that resulted from a typo of "Horse" in a children's essay, to humorous effect:

"Sticker Story -- Hores
I like hores. Hores have other hores frinds. Hores like carots. You woudn't think they coud but they can put thir legs strait up. Hores make you feel good. My dad wants a hores but my mom says no. When I am 16 or 20 I will buy my own hores."
Husband: Honey? I was thinking about buying a hores.
Wife: Absolutely not!
Husband: How about a horse?
Wife: Mmm... all right.
by Templarian February 01, 2009
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Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
by Sexucator February 08, 2021
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A prostitute who cannot spell (like all prostitutes).
"I issa hore - gizza munny pleez and I gizza sex"
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 04, 2003
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A person who thinks it's cool to fuck everyone else.
Trista Smith is a hore.
by jessie June 27, 2004
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Lucilla / Alex the girl that is a hore definition I hope will u see this and know that yes I did do this for u
by Ron Jenkins August 01, 2019
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