Hores

An epic fail that resulted from a typo of "Horse" in a children's essay, to humorous effect:

"Sticker Story -- Hores
I like hores. Hores have other hores frinds. Hores like carots. You woudn't think they coud but they can put thir legs strait up. Hores make you feel good. My dad wants a hores but my mom says no. When I am 16 or 20 I will buy my own hores."

Husband: Honey? I was thinking about buying a hores.
Wife: Absolutely not!
Husband: How about a horse?
Wife: Mmm... all right.

by Templarian February 01, 2009

hored

horny and bored

man im really hored right now.

by gavinpussyslayer January 07, 2018

hore

Actually thats the way "whore" is spelled in Norwegian...

Din jævla hore! = You fucking whore!

by schmelck February 16, 2004

hore

A prostitute who cannot spell (like all prostitutes).

"I issa hore - gizza munny pleez and I gizza sex"

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 04, 2003

horing

Once upon a time, a girl named Jenny was welcomed to the world in 1996. She would be called a whore, so when she is in action, it would be called "Horing".

damn jenny, stop horing in front of me.

by tganz August 20, 2011

hore

a bad spelling of "whore"

"she is such a hore"

by Ben February 08, 2003

hore

A person who thinks it's cool to fuck everyone else.

Trista Smith is a hore.

by jessie June 27, 2004