hipster woe

What hipsters feel when something semi-obscure they like (or pretend to like) becomes popular, which they then have to pretend they never liked.

HIPSTER: I liked that song BEFORE it was in that commercial!

DOCTOR: Sounds like a case of hipster woe. Listen to this Os Mutantes album and see me next week.

by The Curly-Haired Wonder December 17, 2008

hipsterlicious

Something or someone that is extremely hipster.

Your knowledge of indie music, vintage style and overuse of the word 'ethnocentric' is quite hipsterlicious.

by acowfrog September 13, 2011

hipster calisthenics

That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.

"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."

by phantomg6 March 11, 2013

Hupster

A cross between a hipster and and a hippy. A close variant of a Huppie. One or two differences can cause a classification change between the two. For example, a switch in occupation from a lawyer to an artist would result in a change in classification from a Huppie to a Hupster. Hupsters are visually similar to Hipsters but tend to live a healthier lifestyle. They do not smoke and are more comfortable being awake in the morning. Hupsters are more likely to be in a stable relationship and to have children. They enjoy art shows and farmer's markets.

He quit his job at the law firm and started selling his art at the Farmer's market, I guess he is a Hupster now.

by FredJoeBob August 31, 2012

Inside Holster

Place for transgender woman to put his/her junk before surgery.

I can’t wait to go clubbing tonight.....have to wear my inside holster to keep the twig & berries in place.

by Jonny Boi August 25, 2020

Hipstercrite

Someone who criticizes Nike for their labour practices and then buys an iPhone.

Alice: I refuse to buy Nike shoes, they're overpriced and they use child labour.

Bob: Alice you hipstercrite, you have an iPhone which is also overpriced and made by child labour.

by Luke B May 29, 2013

hipsterdick

n. When your piss burns because you’ve consumed way too much Sriracha.

“Hey Craig, you might want to lay off the sriracha. You’re going to end up with hipsterdick.”

by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019