Hoon it

To put ones foot down whilst driving a fast vehicle

Hoon the Dodge Viper or Porsche 911 Turbo

by Englishman on a mission August 22, 2002

hooned

way beyond the point of simply being drunk, the act of surpassing the drunk, hammered and wasted stages. flirting with actual paralysis

harry you are www.hooned.com/fucked

by J D tizzle November 3, 2007

Hoon

To engage in mischief in a motor vehicle

We were hooning about in the parking lot last night

It was snowing, so he went to hoon the car.

Would you like to accompany me for some hoonage?

by DevolutionEX January 10, 2011

hoons

a group of young men driving fast or erratically in a sideways manner or with wheels spinning

like all "p" plate drivers in australia that buy a commodore
"look at those hoons in the crapadores!"
"hear that? thats the sound of some more hoons in their V6 commodores"

by eugene87 July 24, 2007

Hoon

A word used to describe a person who uses cars, motorcycles, or marine power vessels for recreation and fun instead of getting from A to B.

Bystander: "Wow that man is enjoying himself letting the power of his beast lay rubber all over the road whilst the car moves at an extremly dangourous speed of about 2Km/H!"

Cop/Granny/Journalist: "Arrest that hoon at once! they are having too much fun!"

by that red toyota that flew past January 8, 2009

Hoon

In the British political context, a member of the British Labour Party.

What a hoon!

by Groater April 15, 2009

Hoons

Hitting a vape with more than 50mg of nic. Used as a code word so that teachers and parents don't understand.
Hoons=Vaping

"Yo can I have a hoon?"
"My hoon gives fat headrushes."
"Can we go for a quick hoon? My one died."
Word 'hoon' means hitting a vape with nic salts, used as a cover word. (Verb)Hitting a vape with more than 50mg of nic. Used as a code word so that teachers and parents don't understand.
Hoons=Vaping

by Sam NicSalts July 18, 2019