Hoffecker

usually the first one down at a party

or the first one to go down on a stranger

Oh she's a real hoffecker. Super easy.

by superswaggirl12345 June 22, 2017

Astrid hofferson

Astrid hofferson is hiccup horrendous haddock the third’s love interest in how to train your dragon movies she is based off camicazi from the how to train your dragon books she is feisty and very skilled in battle her dragon is a blue and yellow deadly madder called stormfly

How to train your dragon viewer: who is that?
Other viewer: that’s Astrid hofferson!

by Nightfurylover July 7, 2021

One Man Hoffsee

Whn a man drips Rolo pudding over his penis and then has anal sex with someone, finally the man licks the pudding, semen and turd out of the other participants anus.

Girl: Want to try the one man Hoffsee?

Guy: Cant, we're out of Rolo pudding.

by the turtles head March 4, 2011

Hoffle

A filler for any word in the world.

I am feeling very hoffle today, That dress is soo hoffle, hey girl looking hoffle, What the hoffle is his problem

by High Boi February 23, 2011

Hoffed

When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.

Ken hoffed the shit out of that training document.

by fatpricks1 April 10, 2011

hoffle donkus

An ingrown hair on the asshole.

Jordon, you're a Hoffle Donkus

by Hoffledonkus May 8, 2015

hoffert

a funny farting sound that a teacher makes out louad

ha ha he left a hoffert

by andrew landis January 11, 2007