Hoff-drop

slamming someones facebook profile with many, many provocative pictures of David Hasselhoff. Best served on Birthdays. Used in place of "like" rape.

When I woke up and checked my facebook, I found that X Hoff-dropped me while I slept ... asshole!

by ten nine? October 13, 2011

hoff drunk

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered

Dude you are totally hoff drunk!

by david hasselhoff the 3rd July 2, 2007

Hoff Off

Verb.

To make a melodramatic exit when things don't go your way, a la David Hassellhoff on America's Got Talent.

Seeing Joe macking with Traci made Jeff hoff off.

by Earl Sharrow February 28, 2008

hoff lover

A male who is obsessed with David Hasslehoff is a hoff lover

He loves the Hoff he is a hoff lover

by Wilzee April 28, 2006

Hoff blitz

Noun. The act of overwhelming an individual via email with a picture of David Hasselhoff. One of the first such blitzes included the very famous psychedlic Speedo shot, wherein the viewer was left speechless and subsequently declared that they felt "blitzed by the Hoff". See also Hasselhoffing.

"I'm so going to Hoff blitz Jennifer this morning. I can't wait to see her reaction!"

by May O'Mahoney December 9, 2008

HOFF-ME

the word that a vice principal says to a certified hofficer if the are having significant pleasure.

HOFF-ME scotty!

by UR average school boy September 20, 2018

hoff off

To make a melodramatic exit when things don't go your way, a la David Hassellhoff on America's Got Talent.

"Seeing Joe with Traci made Jeff hoff off."

by Earl Sharrow February 27, 2008