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Hobogoblin

Someone so ugly, you are afraid to be near them or look at them
"Bro, that new girl that just came to our school, yeah, she moved next door to me too. I can't believe I'll have to see that Hobogoblin everyday now."
by Ti-nspire February 9, 2018
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Hobnailing

To kick the living shit out of someone during a fight.

Derived from hobnailed boots that are heavy durable boots with hobnails through the soles. If you kicked someone with a hobnailed boot, you'd likely do some damage.
Nigel gave Gerald a proper hobnailing that night and now Gerald eats through a straw
by Dangermouse September 23, 2018
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one eyed hobbling pirate

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate
"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"
by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016
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Hobbling Whore

Verb:
Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.
"I heard a lot of noises next door last night, and after taking a peek, I discovered my neighbor was giving his girl a Hobbling Whore."

"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."
by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010
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Extreme Hobnobbing

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.
We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!
by Drizlepops December 5, 2018
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hobbling pirate

During sex you cum in her eye and kick her in the knee
Last night I did the hobbling pirate to jenny. She threatening to sue
by Swaggett November 7, 2013
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The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.
After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.
by mark December 24, 2008
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