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Calvin and Hobbes

The best Damn comic ever made to fulfill the hearts of other with the two best minds ever... Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: “When a kid grows up, he has to be something. He can’t just stay
the way he is. But a tiger grows up and stays a tiger why is that?”

Hobbes: “No room for improvement."

Calvin: “Of all the luck, my parents had to be humans.”

Hobbes: “Don’t take it too hard. Humans provide some very important protein.” -Calvin and Hobbes
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hobberjogger

a person who is very dumb for making a minor incorrect move
Me: WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE FORK ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE TABLE YOU HOBBERJOGGER
by yesjustlikethefruit December 14, 2018
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An Hobbes

Nerdcore hip hop artist in Denver who raps about philosophy, being a space cadet, anime, cartoons, video games and comic books. He makes references to his day to day nerd life and managed to rhyme omicron persei 8, which is no small feat. He is currently working on his 1st full length solo album "Diaries of a Space Cadet" that will be released in 2012.

From Wikipedia "An Hobbes (Tyler Justin Kreigler, born May 21, 1983) is an American hip hop musician.
A philosophy graduate of the University of Nebraska–Lincoln, Hobbes writes about ethics, comics, and nerdiness in the Midwestern United States. He has performed shows both inside and outside of the United States as a solo artist and as one third of The Awkwords. As a member of The Awkwords he performed extensively in Nebraska, including their "Breakfast with The Awkwords" series. He has toured with Vast Aire in 2008, serving as an opening act and driver. He has also opened for MC Frontalot, Louis Logic, Del the Funky Homosapien, Eyedea and Abilities, Awol One, 2Mex, Keith Murray, Akil from Jurassic 5, and R.A. the Rugged Man."
guy one "Were you at the An Hobbes show last night?"

guy two "Yeah, it was awesome! Loved his Gundam references and I can't believe he rhymed omicron persei 8"
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Dezza Hogben

A homo but when he gets on the drink with some crownies he becomes an absolutely mad dog

Can’t kareoke to save his life

Pretty cool
#wow he’s such a Dezza Hogben
by Nicolai hater March 5, 2019
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Hobberknocker

When a man hits you in the face with his testicles.
That woman right there is a hobberknocker
by Hobberknocker December 31, 2009
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hobbe

A stumpy little shit in Fable with long ears and probably no d**k.


EXCLUSIVE: BUY Fable II CE AND RECIEVE ONE OF THESE LITTLE SHITS IN CLASSY LITTLE ACTION FIGURE FORM>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the kid who lives down the street refered to as Hobbe JR.
by FABLE@FAN09 October 16, 2008
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Hobbnocker

A phrase used on ICarly.

Someone who has viggerous oral sex with an animal. Usualy a female with a male animal.

A person into mega porn-beastialty shit.
"OMG your such a hobbnocker"

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"Eww did you know she's a hobbnocker?"
by Sloth-Girl May 2, 2010
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