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Croton-on-Hudson, NY

A small, tight-knit community in Northwest Westchester County, NY, population 7,606 (2000). The village was formerly an idealistic communist stronghold, but has since devolved into a hamlet of bourgeois consumers, driven by false needs. The families are quite diverse with about 10% being gainfully employed intellectuals, artists, architects, and musicians, 10% bankers and attorneys, 25% NYC cops, firefighters, and MTA workers, 35% unemployed, middle-aged writers, software geeks, and rich lesbians who lie to themselves about "working at home" or being "self-employed." About 20% are retired, just plain lazy, or various Latino minority working in the landscaping business. The architecture is somewhere between late 19th-century Northeast and 1950s trailerpark. The hodgepodge of styles is a visual abomination and only a catastrophe at the nearby Indian Point Nuclear Power Plant will save it. The village's main industry is parking, given the 2200-space lot at the MTA train station. The second largest industry is aluminum siding. The children of the village are all taught to love one another and sign meaningless pieces of paper pledging to "be nice" or to "not do drugs." However, they begin to smoke marijuana and drink Bud Light in the 8th grade. They love to hang out at Power Lines and generally waste their precious time. Sports are big in the area, with all manner of athletic diversion taking the place of academic achievment. Many youth pretend to be thugs, though they have no real knowledge of African-American culture other than what they glean from MTV Cribs and Chapelle's Show. No one in the village really gives much of a fuck about anything, which, according to most analysts, make it a dope place to live.
The reason I moved to Croton is because my husband can commute 45 minutes into the City, I can stay at home volunteering at the food bank, and we don't have to mow our lawn.
by Sean O'Hallorhan May 28, 2005
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Hudson Duster

When one uses their pubic hair to wipe the face of another willing participant. Can be used with both males and females, and with both male and female partners. Female dusting is preferred because the male penis may interfere during a dusting, and it is not a true dusting unless it is done with pubic hair only.
Me and Wendy were so drunk last night that she wanted to give me a blow job. I was only able to pull my pubes out instead of my penis and I gave her a hudson duster instead.
by rkramer89 May 13, 2008
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Hudson Shuffle

When you have to run to the toilet in order to take a shit.
In order to be a true Hudson Shuffle you have to be in a place where it is inappropriate to run to the toilet.
Last night at work i had to do a hudson shuffle.
by neoender June 24, 2009
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Hudsoned

When you make a really bad spelling error on your phone that even autocorrect can’t help you with, that my friends means you’ve been Hudsoned!
First message: “I went to the dupermarket”

Second message: “Oops, Hudsoned! I meant supermarket.”
by bannedfromourgroup October 2, 2019
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Hudson Crips

The “Hudson Crips” is a gang located in New Milford, NJ. They usually go in groups of 10 and like to say the words “Hudson” when trying to warn others of their dangerous presence.
The Hudson Crips stole 2 packs of Bubblegum from the store yesterday! They are so devious
by King Chief December 16, 2022
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hugo hudson

He's a maverick. He goes to special maths as he is the dumbest fuck in the world. He got kicked out of his football team for eating to many pakka pies. Also where the fuck is his neck!!
by maverickbaby2209 November 12, 2019
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The Hudson School

The hudson school is the smallest school in hudson county, and probably in the state. With a range of about 18 kids per grade, this school is smaller than my three bedroom apartment building. It’s basically a local farm. People leave their shit everywhere and talk to their teachers as their friends, since they only have maximum five friends each. Even seniors are best friends with freshmen because they have no one else to talk to. Relationships are also recycled multiple times in the span of four years. All the girls have shared the same guys. The women are pretty mature, but the guys are huge dicks and gigantic simps. Finally, when u hear hudson school, think “cheaters”. They cheat so much that they probably even cheat on the SAT. If quizlet didn’t exist, they would all have a GPA of 2.3. The teachers are way too naive. If u wanna be an athlete and you see the hudson school, turn around and run in the opposite direction. They suck completely at every sport.
You go to the hudson school? Wow I’m so sorry.
by Auntjemima2003 March 15, 2020
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