hernlo

How you answer the phone while sitting on the john.

"HERNlo? No, this is not a good time"

by Hannibal222 July 16, 2008

hernesto

The gorgeous Latino pool boy your upper-middle class husband is obviously cheating on you with.

looks like Todd's off to 'Florida' again to fuck that twinky Hernesto again as if I don't know he's doing it.

by bossihavecancer June 28, 2016

herendipity

Lucky bird

Ramon the heron is so lucky all the time. Why does he get all the herendipity?????

by KrizziKat August 22, 2019

mental hernia

A condition in which part of your brain tissue is displaced and then bulges out. This state occurs due to the absorption of too much information memorized for an exam and forgotten immediately after taking said exam. Usually take place during college finals. Condition should be taken seriously and is best assuaged by watching television, eating junk food, or in case of emergencies, mindlessly staring at a blank wall.

First guy: "Man, I totally got a mental hernia from memorizing all that BS for my exams."

Second guy: "No worries, just stare at that wall."

by michiganmayday April 18, 2010

The Electric Hernandez

When fucking a girl from behind at the Mexican border, the man grabs the electric fence as he ejaculates; sending the electric current into the woman's body.

OR

In the event that the Mexican border is unavailable, simply stick a battery in a girls ass and fuck her from behind while wearing a sombrero.

Guy 1: Hey man, you score last night?

Guy 2: Damn right I did hommes, totally gave her the electric hernandez!

Guy 1: (nods) Like a boss...

by lipsmanless September 22, 2012

ricardo hernandez

The most beautiful human being you will ever meet. He has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. He has low confidence but knows he's pretty. Even if all the girls want him, he doesn't settle for anyone, all he wants to do is fuck. Even though he doesn't like relationships, he's an amazing boyfriend. He's a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like shit by his friends but he just ignores it because he's swag as shit. He has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. Ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he'll one day show them how skillful he is. He also has a huge cock and is nowhere near being a bitch or female. His friend Andrew looks like Bob Saget. He loves his friends who's names are usually; Jose(Joey), Andrew, and Angel. He has a pretty hoe named Irasema. Hugo is cute af, another friend of Ricardo.

Person 1: Do you know Ricardo Hernandez?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.

by YungSack December 30, 2013

Hernandez

1.Commonly used to describe someone or something very large.
2.Someone who eats a lot all the time.

1.Dude youre cat is huge! Hes such a Hernandez!
2.Man last night I pigged out like no ones business! I did such a Hernandez!

by C.L. January 16, 2007