Herbal Essence

While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.

Last night my girlfriend got a great herbal essence experience.

by kumhearho September 11, 2010

herbal rave

Often referred to as a gathering for homosexuals in which sodomy is performed with several partners giving and receiving simultaneously.

I just got back from an herbal rave and let's just say "tis the season of giving...and receiving."

by oregonducksfan21 January 8, 2010

hephalump

a big, fat ugly bitch

Hakko: "outta my way hephalump"
Hephalump: "society accepts fattys now"
Hakko: "well i dont"
*kicks hephalump in the face*

by Hakko November 21, 2004

herbal tit wank

The art of lathering Radox over your bell end whilst "rediscovering the real you" by plastering your female companion tits in jism.

After a hard day at the office Philbert likes nothing more than to come home, put his feet up and recieve a sensual herbal tit wank. "The power of the herbes helpes restore the real you".

by Sick Wilber August 22, 2003

herbalicious

used to describe an eternal god of herb's subjects and only the sexiest people can worship the god herb

Look at those herbalicious people. Aren't they sexy?

Why don't I become herbalicious?

by grandpa yason May 1, 2020

herbal essence

A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."

"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."

"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"

"No, but I did."

by SBCP February 2, 2010

Herbalism

The religous practice of smoking and worshiping pot.

Pothead:''I practice herbalism!''
Christian:'' fuck off''

by Lando hydro June 30, 2011