Off the Heezie Phascheezie

Ridiculous ebonic slang gone overboard. A mutation of a mutation. i.e. "off the hook" and all of the -izzle nonsense combined to make a new and extraordinarily retarded phrase.

A mild example of this sort of double mutation would be like coining the word "Wazzigga" to mean "Whazzup, Nigga?"

Dumbass1: Yo, Wazzigga!?
(Hello there. What is up, my friend?)
Dumbass2: You're Off the Heezie Phascheezie!
(I love you.)

by Ewolfe357 August 3, 2006

hepic

The word epic as said by a french person. When a french person is epic he is in reality hepic

Je suis hepic
The cigarettes and strippers are hepic

by Jeanne-Mance May 26, 2009

heezie

it pretty much means any word that starts with H. most likely hook.

that shit is off the heezie fo sheezy my neezy, my nose is itchy i gotta sneezy

by spanky February 13, 2004

hepzibah

Hepzibah is an ancient name first used in the Bible - it belonged to a queen and was used to address the nation of Israel. Hepzibah is spelled several other ways, such as: Hephzibah, Chephzibah, Hepsibah.

Hepzibah is the name of several fictional characters: Hepzibah Smith was a witch in the Harry Potter books, Hepzibah Pychenon was a character in the Seven Gables, and Hepzibah was a Marvel-created superhero.

There are two notable people with the name Hepzibah: Hepzibah Sessa, Musician and rock star
Hepzibah Nanna, Pastor and evangelist
Hephzibah is also a town in West Virginia and Georgia

Jesus declares His people "Hepzibah," which means My delight is in her

by PrettyLovaticGames September 20, 2016

hepi

This word means.. happy. BTS J-hope used this word with BTS Jimin.

J-hope: "You look so.. hepi"
Jimin: "Yes I am hepi"
J-hope:: "why are you so hepi"
Jimin: "umm.." *tries to conjure up the sentence since his english is weak*
J-hope: "oh my gad, my heart is... my heart iss....."
Jimin: "I am hepi because going to LA"
J-hope: "Los angellessou"
Jimin: "LA maaan!"

by LittleBrownGirlXxX February 17, 2017

Hezzie

Hezzie's are powerful sex machines that consistently perform well and never let you down. Not a very original bunch, they stick to what they are good at, Sex, Coffee and Dota, Somtimes at the same time, its known as the Hezzie-3-way and 70% of the time leaves one of the participating members comatose. in 2013 a Hezzie was the first human to break the sound barrier during sexual intercourse, it was a great day for humanity.

Woman: Doctor, Is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: I think its a hezzie...
Woman: OMG! How do you know for sure?
Doctor: Its got the largest penis I have ever seen on a baby! Only a Hezzie would have a 7 inch dick at birth!
Woman: Thats amazing! quick call my husband, tell him we have a Hezzie in the family!

by The_real_Hezzie April 19, 2016

hepititis titty grease

when a man titty fucks a female and jizzes on her titties and gives her hepititis on her body

yo bombqshisha dont go out with colonial sanders I heard he has hepititis Whats the worst thing that could happen hepititis titty grease bitch!!!

by shawnsuks December 14, 2009