sensual healing

Using affection, either physical or emotional, to help someone recuperate or generally feel better.

Man I am so full of affection right now and I know the girlfriend had a crappy day at work. I'll cheer her up with some sensual healing tonight.

by elBlandie March 9, 2011

Hetalia

A Japanese comedy online manga/anime taking place around the time of World War II. All of its characters represent modern day countries, such as Kiku Honda(Japan), Ludwig(Germany), and Feliciano(Italy).
All the characters are the stereotypes of their countries. Such as Alfred(America) is often seen eating cheeseburgers, Heracles(Greece) loves cats, Feliciano(Italy) is addicted to pasta, and the most infamous one: Francis(France) is the extreme bisexual hopeless romantic.
It was originally going to be aired on TV, but Korean protesters found its portrayal of the Korea character(Im Young Soo) to be offensive.(So it was canceled.)

"My favorite Hetalia character is China(Wang Yao) because he loves pandas and Hello Kitty!" (All true facts)
"Its so cute how Greece always is cuddling his kitties!"
"Francis has to stop groping people." (Also true facts...)

by Yukie March 28, 2009

Headlight Squeegee

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

by mrrab June 11, 2015

healing cock

A trope common to romance novels and fanfiction, in which all of the hero/ine's problems are solved by contact with their One True Love's penis. Particularly egregious when the problem being "solved" is trauma from rape or sexual assault.

"That story looked like it was going to have a realistic account of Jack's issues after being tortured, and then they all got handwaved away after one application of Ianto's Healing Cock."

by Pascentia January 24, 2010

Hetalian

A hardcore fan of the anime/webcomic Axis Powers Hetalia. Has watched all of the episodes, read all of the webcomic, and knows all the latest news from Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia's creator. Stalks the Hetalia blog frequently.

Signs of a Hetalian:

Giggles in History class (especially when the teacher mentions USA and Britian's "special relationship")

Uses various Hetalia mercendise at school, ex: Italy pencil case, France marker/highlighter

Owns at least one Hetalia shirt

Bought the Hetalia boxset (This one is sort of optional, due to the fact that half the Hetalia fans love the dub, and half of them despise it.)

When mentioning a nation in a conversation, they use "he" or "she"

Hetalians can be hetafags, but not always are

Student A:*giggle*

Student B: What's so funny? Its just history class.

Student C: Must be a Hetalian

by Orzly September 25, 2010

Hetalia

Hell, it’s utter hell and nobody should come near this sinful creation. It spreads form different social platforms, like Instagram, Amino, Tumbler and many, many more. These are only some few social platforms infected, again it’s highly recommended to stay the fuck away form it. As you’ll be trapped in the fandom, forever unless you’re some kind of god. Or you’ve just watched something more sinful.

Run before it returns!

Wait what returns?

....THE HETALIANS

*Muffled Ne Ne pa pa playing in the background approaching*

by HetalianSurviver666 January 9, 2019

Hetalia

A anime about gay dudes and boobies. About shipping. Some of them go down like the titanic.

"I can't focus on the anime because of all the gay guys and boobs!" "Yelp that's hetalia for you!"

by Amapod May 15, 2017