heckler

The second oldest profession in the world.

Welcome to the Heckling Club, where we will bring down the Glee Club. The heckler is the second oldest profession in the world.

-Sue Sylvester

by justjelliot May 30, 2011

Sneaky Heckler

A movement that involves two people about to kiss, but one person sneakily cops a feel of the second unsuspecting person just as their lips connect. AKA "the surprise second base"

"Wow, did paul just go for a sneaky heckler on andre?"

"So we were drinking and right before we kissed he tried to pull off a sneaky heckler."

by Gdizzle420 April 14, 2009

Heckler and Koch

A German Firearms manufacturer that produces popular small arms such as the MP5 submachine gun, G36 assault rifle, and the PSG1 sniper rifle.

In 1949 Edmund Heckler, Theodor Koch, and Alex Seidel founded HK from the remnants of the Mauser corporation.

Currently HK is one of the lead weapons manufacturers of the world and firearms industry.

Heckler and Koch is to Germany as 'Fabrique Nationale' is to Belgium.

by TrashCanSam August 27, 2011

heckeled

To waste a golden opportunity through stupidity and arrogance.

you had that game won until you heckeled yourself.

by cobb241 September 28, 2008

heckle deckle

A round happy fat guy chubby fat man

He is a heckle deckle

by Heckle Deckle God June 8, 2018

heckler

1) an idiot who feels the compelling need to be an asshole
2) <i>see asslantern</i>

Trance took the heckler and threw him across the skating rink at FnS.

by TranceStep441 April 11, 2003

heckleberry

Generally small red berries found on schrubs that can be taken off by the handfull and thrown at passers-by.

Heckleberries are the weapon of choice of Darryls (see definition derived from derelicts) or Hecklers.

Origin: 1987 Tam High School, Marin County CA

Hey, that punk sittin on the front wall just tossed a heckleberry at me

by Lowe, md November 12, 2011