health pack

Any consumable object one uses to health oneself or uses if hungry. (Food)
Can also be used to treat injuries.

Im feeling kinda sick, I'm gonna go get a health pack.
Im feeling kinda hungry, I'm gonna go heal.

by blackfire319 May 27, 2018

health god

Someone who is so fucking healthy

My cousin sent me a snapchat of her chasing vitamins with wine, what a health god.

by Just a plant March 20, 2020

Health Class

A class where you do homework for other classes. A class where you do nothing.

I did all of my homework for the day in my first hour health class.

I am typing this in health class.

by singhisking101 June 9, 2010

health and safety

another part of tonys masterplan.
everytime i work at a factory i have to watch some piss poor video telling me not to stick blow torches up my nose.
entirely designed to avoid being sued by the terminaly stupid and fuck all to do with safety.
method statement! i'll give you a method statement. i know how to do the job, you dont, thats why you are paying me to do it.
making me write it out in triplicate will not make me any safer. lets face it you wont understand a fucking word anyway you pen pushing desk pilot bastard.

example: making me wear a hard hat when working in a man lift platform. im the highest thing for 20 miles whats going to fall on my head? bird shit perhapse?

by Mr Flibble December 26, 2004

Health care

Something 90% of Americans never get

European: I broke my leg. Ambulance took me to the hospital and I got my leg fixed. I also received physiotherapy and I didn't pay a dime thanks to the public insurance (public health care).
American: *confused confusing confusion*

by Confused american unga bunga March 14, 2021

Health Class

A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.

Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.

6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005

Health Care

Something unfortunate Americans think about as a privilege for the wealthy.

Look at me! I'm an unemployed European, and still the local hospital removed my brain tumour, thanks to Public Health Care! Now I get to live another day to find myself a job!

Socialism for the win.

by Discobutton February 13, 2010