heading

The ACTUAL definition of heading is heeding reading a book.

I'm heading this book from start to end possibly to my friend.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

heading the hay

Going to sleep (southern way)

I'm "heading the hay", I'll see you tomorrow!

by juliuscaesardies September 22, 2017

Walrus Heading

When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.

I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!

by Aunostah Nichol-Black January 28, 2017

Heading

When someone puts their head inside of a vagina

Jeff likes heading my vagina in bed

by Bitchiknowyougottatakeashit June 10, 2013

heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.

If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!

by Tomastoes May 19, 2013

tortoise-heading

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.

I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.

by Miejo January 19, 2010

pin heading

Typically considered the hobby of over weight bored people that want to look at the creative nature of others that take the the time to make something and post it for others to get good ideas from. In other words people who go onto pintrest with absolutely no intention of doing anything they actually see

(Woman on the phone) OMG did you see that amazing cupcake on pintrest I repined it like 20 times! (Man in the background) What the hell will you stop pin heading and get over here and make a cupcake!!!!!

by Mountain top mafia October 16, 2013