Headline Douche

A person who barges in to a conversation and insists that they learned of a major headline before you did.

Jeremy: "Hey did you hear that Ted Kennedy died?"
Liz: "Yes I did. That's very sad."
Rosie: "Yeah, he died last night, that's old news."
Liz: "You are such a headline douche!"

by Mr. Awesome Taint August 26, 2009

headicated

The magnitude of dedication someone displays while performing oral sex on their partner.

Dude, she wouldn't stop until I came. It took 45 minutes! She was seriously headicated.

by hitechredneck83 July 19, 2011

Headline Porn

A term used when someone is jaded or jealous of the person of topic.

The politician was annoyed at the other candidate's higher media ratings, he called it headline porn.

Usually said by someone not getting enough head 'time' , clearly..

by Charm Duster October 2, 2016

Headliner

A crazy person that’s in their 40’s that likes to stalk young men if you ever come across a “headliner” stay away from that person

Anna: omg i just came across a headliner

Justin: Wait really??!! You need to contact bighit ASAP !!!

by lolibicccc September 2, 2019

headiness

Headiness was first used in the long forgotten burroughs of western Antarctica where a group of delusional linguists were exiled after the great schism known today simply as Lingua Terminato. After the seventeenth century revolt, the purveyors of proper English beat the group known solely as the Blah Blahs, in a hard fought battle on the open plains of interpretative language. The Blah Blahs fought long and hard to maintain the ability to make up retarded words and use them in everyday language in hopes that the dotterels of society would hear these words used on t.v., believe they were actual words, and proceed to propagate their words amongst the uneducated and neurologically challenged. Then after years of constant build-up, this language would be used as secret code in order to overthrow the nations of proper English, the strategy being that their battle plans would be undecipherable to those of normal intelligence. After coming into power they would then build a society on the foundation of ignorance and live in perceived bliss for their remaining days.

I use the word headiness, so it is obvious I have no frontal lobes.

by ryan February 3, 2005

headline unemployment

(ECONOMICS) Total unemployed, as a percent of the civilian labor force (official unemployment rate). Does not include discouraged workers. Also referred to as "U-3" by the US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS).

The BLS regularly publishes six estimates of unemployment. The others are U-1, U-3, U-4, U-5, and U-6. Eurostat publishes one monthly estimate of unemployment for the European Union, which is approximately midway between U-3 and U-4.

The unemployment statistics for the USA are collected through a monthly Current Population Survey (CPS) (also known as the household survey) and an establishment survey.

Given the way the government's headline unemployment rate is calculated, it can never reach 14%. This is because the civilian labor force includes only people who are working or have looked for a job in the previous four weeks. When the economy gets really bad (like now), unemployed workers get discouraged and give up looking for jobs. This causes the civilian labor force to decline as fast or faster than total employment.

{Louis Woodhill, "On Track for 14% Unemployment," RealClearMarkets (12 Jan 2010)}

by Abu Yahya July 19, 2010

headicated

An adjective describing someone who is extremely dedicated to giving fellatio on the regular

Mike: Damn, she gave you head five times in one day?
Hunter: Hell yeah brother my girl is headicated.

by Huntergetspoon September 8, 2011