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Hancocking 

Doing something big that will get you in trouble, but you don't care. This term derives from how John Hancock wrote his name the biggest on The Declaration of Independence.
John: I just banged eight fat chicks!
Bob: Your wife is going to be pissed!
John: I don't care! I love Hancocking!

Tim robbed a bank, walked across the street and started jerking off in front of everyone. The police were on their way. He didn't worry a bit. He's really great at Hancocking.
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The act of screwing an aquantance over for financial gain. Hancocking usually happens when the offender is shady in terms of finances.
Dude, Sean tried to hancock me for $5 to watch cable at his house,
Hancock by P-House March 5, 2008

john hancock 

One shizza guy. He signed the Decleration of Independence first. He totally owned the other founding fathers.
If I live in the 1700's I would so go clubbing with John Hancock.
john hancock by Shizzlator June 21, 2005

Haydocking 

Like Spacedocking... but on a farm
Did you see those Bulls Haydocking?
Ridonculous
Haydocking by George VI March 30, 2011

The Hancock 

The hancock is a rare breed of homosexual, which camouflages it's sexuality through manly vulgarity and a heterosexual tone to those he is not familiar with. Amongst other interesting aspects of the hancock, like it's diet of alcohol and amyl, is this particular species excretes... a time release pheramone on to its victims through its tongue, which may lay dorment for 9months before taking affect. The hancock has been known to pass out in bins and defecate in urinals and ingest exotic liquids, like the Jager-Blanc
The Hancock just got us kicked out of The Club cos he took a shit in the urinal.
The Hancock by Ryza&K-fedsdef January 13, 2011
Any black man wearing a tight wetsuit.
(Based on Will Smith and his superhero costume in the movie Hancock)
Dude, check out Hancock. His surfing is awesome.
Hancock by RebeL_fARmeR June 23, 2009
strength, energy, power; effacious power, power to influence; physical power or strength
In response to a threat of violence or verbal threat you respond, "Don't even think about it or I will 'Hancock' you".
Hancock by Irish Shakes August 5, 2008