harpooner 

a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale

also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)

Harpooner love fat chic

harpooner by IronMang June 26, 2010

Happoon 

When you strike someone in the stomach with a quick chopping motion to make them shit their pants

“Olivia happooned caitlyn and she sharted”
“Lila had to run to the bathroom after being happooned”

Happoon by ballsacc1219 October 25, 2019

Rolling Harpoon 

Start with a naked man and a naked woman. Stuff the woman in a trash can place a lid on top. Proceed to cut a hole where her cooter would be and then give it a good push down the hill. Quickly take off after buck naked in your roller blades and try to aim your raging boner into the hole that was previously cut. NO HANDS ALLOWED. *success is very difficult and your penis may be severed.

Man! I totally pulled the rolling harpoon on your mom in the park yesterday afternoon.

Rolling Harpoon by boobahaha December 10, 2006

harpooning 

-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick

Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off

harpooning by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

Harpoon moon 

When a girl moons you but the string from her tampon is hanging out

She flashed me a harpoon moon

Harpoon moon by Badabingbert June 9, 2018

Horny Harpoon 

A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass

"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"

Horny Harpoon by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Harpoon

To make love with an extremely overweight person(s) by entering her body.... just about anywhere you could find:
Dimples, rolls, clefts, jowls, over hang... well you get the idea.

Dude the whaler harpooned her in the shoulder.
I know... probably couldn't find her vagina.

Harpoon by Mutumbo Boo (DADA) August 24, 2006