haupo 

hao-poh an endearing noun or adjective to describe a girl thats really pretty, always made up, flirtatious, cute, always put together, etc.

"Haupo Sandra, are you really bringing your perfume to the snow?"

haupo by kymchi February 9, 2010

Mount Harpo 

The act of having sex with Opray Winfrey and her best friend Gayle at the same time.

OMG! Did you see Dr. Oz and Gayle on the Oprah show yesterday? I totally want to do a Mount Harpo!

Mount Harpo by jl3 April 2, 2009

Hauppauge 

A town off the expressway with no way to get around unless you drive. Literally the middle of nowhere

Person 1: I can't seem to get around efficiently where I live

Person 2. I feel you man you must be in hauppauge

Hauppauge by Conker1 November 28, 2016

Harpocrisy 

Harpocrisy (har•poc•ri•see) noun: Making commitments to - amongst other things - not run a deficit, preserve health spending, maintain senior's pensions, not tax income trusts, etc, etc ... and then doing the exact opposite.

1. "Jim Flaherty is a classic harpocrit. He says the government is fiscally responsible but he's increased total federal government spending by 22%."

2. "So Harper said "we're going to be there for seniors" and "they were there for us defending freedom in two world wars," but now he wants to raise the retirement age from 65 to 67!? What harpocrisy!"

Harpocrisy by PoliGuy March 23, 2012

Hapoysapoy 

To be both happy and sad about something, except you mispelled happy as 'hapoy' and then just rolled with it.

Scholars argue over the root of '-sapoy'. Some theories are that '-sapoy' is derived from:
1. The English word 'sad', making hapoysapoy a derivation of happy-sad.
2. A sappy kind of happiness, the kind you find in old cartoons when little cartoon hearts float above character's heads.
3. A sepoy kind of happiness - where you're happy-sad but you have to suck it up and keep marching forward, like a sepoy or soldier.

Bhuti is hapoysapoy that Kc is going to Paris -- glad that he's moving on to bigger and better things and sad because she will miss him.

Hapoysapoy by Covalentbond August 6, 2018

goo harpoon

1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.

2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.

1.

SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.

2.

The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.

goo harpoon by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008

Huponi

Another slang term for female genitalia.

Mind if I get near that Huponi?

Huponi by Paul Hall July 3, 2006