Harpocrisy (har•poc•ri•see) noun: Making commitments to - amongst other things - not run a deficit, preserve health spending, maintain senior's pensions, not tax income trusts, etc, etc ... and then doing the exact opposite.
1. "Jim Flaherty is a classic harpocrit. He says the government is fiscally responsible but he's increased total federal government spending by 22%."
2. "So Harper said "we're going to be there for seniors" and "they were there for us defending freedom in two world wars," but now he wants to raise the retirement age from 65 to 67!? What harpocrisy!"
To be both happy and sad about something, except you mispelled happy as 'hapoy' and then just rolled with it.
Scholars argue over the root of '-sapoy'. Some theories are that '-sapoy' is derived from:
1. The English word 'sad', making hapoysapoy a derivation of happy-sad.
2. A sappy kind of happiness, the kind you find in old cartoons when little cartoon hearts float above character's heads.
3. A sepoy kind of happiness - where you're happy-sad but you have to suck it up and keep marching forward, like a sepoy or soldier.
Bhuti is hapoysapoy that Kc is going to Paris -- glad that he's moving on to bigger and better things and sad because she will miss him.
1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.
2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
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SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.