hattrick

"The GAME" an online soccer management game, so simple that you don't need to be a geek or a computer nerd to play it, just like soccer and the possiblity to have your own team, plus it doesnt take out much more time.

OMFG I've ascenced to the III league, I'm so close to glory...

by Dandyboy May 2, 2005

the hetrick

The act of taking a shit on your hand and rubbing it in your balls and putting your balls on your friends controller as he is playing cod 4 because he blows dick at the game

alex: hey jordan i am gonna do the hetrick to brenden.
jordan: hahaha that would be funny i think he would like it.
alex yeah i bet he would.

by jordaniscool April 30, 2008

Hamrick

Gangster ass White families fron the North East Ohio region who kick ass and swing Big Dicks.

Daaaaamn! If you smell something stinkin' it's a Hamrick cause they're the Shit!

by WHITE MAN WHO HATES INFERIORS December 14, 2017

hatrack

any person or object that is not to be underestimated or fucked with

i fucked this lil bitch last nite.. man she was no hatrack

by shawn October 5, 2004

Pittsburgh Penguins Hattrick

When a professional hockey player scores 3 goals in one game, the third goal being when the opposing team's goalie is pulled, making it an illegitimate hattrick. Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin have both done this on numerous occasions and are credited with being "goal bitches" after both complaining about Steven Stamkos scoring an empty net goal in his last season to tie Crosby for the Rocket Richard, and Alex Ovechkin shitting on both of them the previous several seasons for the award. They are now made fun of and notorious for scoring empty-net hattricks.

Ah, man! I can't win a Rocket Richard Trophy on my own, so I'm going to score some Pittsburgh Penguins Hattricks to catch up even though they are for pussies who love the limelight!

by nhl_commish November 30, 2010

Hattrick McHockey

One of the fearsome Mchockey brothers. Hattrick, Samboni, and Ayesing all speak one language...and that is hockey.

Dude you were scoring so many goals out there you were like Hattrick McHockey.

by D January 4, 2004

Hamrick

a very un-cool person who loves to socialize and are commonly ackward people, especially with family. They usually have very few friends. Their most commonly found with people named Valerie, Jeff or Beverly. Hamricks are typically not cool

"omg dude look at that hamrick"

"omg dude look at that hamrick"

by Hamricks January 31, 2017