flesh harmonica

just one more euphamism for the female anatomy.

i wouldn't play her flesh harmonica if she died and willed it to me

by [e-mail] January 27, 2006

Cigarette Harmonica

A non-musical harmonica made my cutting the top and bottom off of a pack of cigarettes (preferably 100's) and smoking all of them, at once, through the pack, like a bundle of cigarettes; effectively creating a Cigarette Harmonica.

"Ed, let's go make another cigarette harmonica."

"Hell yeah! But I don't wanna puke again..."

by Kevin Pannell December 15, 2008

harmonic hypnosis

Psychological effect that results from listening to the same piece of audio for a long period of time. Small changes in pitch and inflection become unnoticeable, which creates the auditory illusion that the sound is near perfect or flawless in pitch. This effect is extremely common in sound engineering and music production.

"Hey man, listen to this mix."
"That sounds way off. Is it even in the same key?"
"Yeah I must've gotten a little harmonic hypnosis after editing all night."

by jimihendrixx July 4, 2018

pink harmonica

A vagina. If a person performs cunnilingus on a vagina in the way someone would play the harmonica, they are "playing" the pink harmonica.

Dave - Hey, Carl, How do you show your girlfriend that you love her?

Carl - I play her pink harmonica.

by Assgrabber249 May 5, 2018

Harmonic Distortion

fart

Did you just make a harmonic distortion?

by California Genius December 7, 2010

arkansas harmonica

Motor boating an animal with multiple nipples.

Leroy stumbled onto the porch, flipped over Dixie, and gave her an Arkansas Harmonica after his sister wouldn't let him near her boobs.

by Shawnie B June 3, 2016

muddy harmonica

A type of reversed blumpkin where a guy eats out a girl while she is taking a shit.

Brian asked, "Hey can I get a blumpkin"? Meredith replied, "I guess, but only if I get a muddy harmonica first".

by Mountain Misti and Kendo January 2, 2009