Brazilian hard hat

When you fuck a partner anally and pull out with crap on the tip of your penis and let it dry.

Dude I need a chisel to get this Brazilian hard hat off.

by captain hard hat November 23, 2010

hard hat

another way of saying you have a "hard on".

I have a huge life size poster of him all greasy and shiny with a "hard hat" on.

by vonnie lonnie September 15, 2009

hard hat tourism

Actively seeking out tours of large industrial facilities for the pure enjoyment of large, expensive, loud machinery and structures. Examples include ship engine rooms, factories, mines, construction sites, and power plants that the general public does not necessarily see. These locations usually require personal protective equipment like hard hats, safety glasses and ear plugs.

I took lots of pictures at the cement plant b/c I like to document my hard hat tourism.

by FiatLukes November 12, 2009

Herdhate

a form of ridicule or scrutiny towards an opinion of a minority or individual who will most likely become the center of negative attention because of his opinion which mostly happens on the Internet or in popculture, politics, ect... because most of these ignorant people never have the balls to say these things in front of the face of the target of negative attention because that is human nature in the 21st century which is quite sad.

example 1
"A%shole6969 :)stupid troll wow look at his grammer lol lmao xd fap fap fap -btw my little pony rules ftw "

individual12-im not a troll im just saying whatever i want because i can ,quit being a Herdhater
you discuting freak.

a$shole5689: what a troll i hate people like you who have balls i prefer ponys so uninteligent
lmao ftw lol xd....
example 2
Jake : this music sucks i rather listen to whatever everbody listens to cuz i dont want to be an outcast

rob: wooow did you really just lower your self like that lame im going home.

by superiorbreed October 19, 2015

Hard hat drinking

When you drink to protect yourself from the what comes out of the mouths of those around you.

There will be a lot of hard hat drinking over the 2016 holidays

by BibbsBibbs December 3, 2016

hardhitters

shay shanna juanique earlicia


the baddest bitches in the city

watch out for the hardhitters

by shanna malone May 26, 2004

The Hard Hat

Because a man is very sensitive after an orgasm, he is very sensitive on his head. So when a woman tries to rub his cock with a dry hand, the man has to try very "hard" to not slap the woman for rubbing his "hat". So The Hard Hat is created.

After my woman whacked me off, she kept trying to find more, but my hat was too sensitive, and I tried very hard not to slap that hoe. The Hard Hat I got last night was gruesome.

by Teh Dr. Evil September 14, 2008