Salty Hammock

A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"

"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012
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Mediterranean Hammock

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.
After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.
by KSLeo June 08, 2020
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Clit Hammock

When a woman's underwear, whether unintentionally or by design, rides up between her outer labia but remains covering her clitoris and inner labia. The strip of fabric harkens to the image of a small hammock for the clitoris.
This new Victoria's Secret thong is totally becoming a clit hammock.
by Greta July 11, 2004
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Banana Hammock

A thong for your schlong
What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?
by Lugiratina July 29, 2014
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Homeless Hammock

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.
Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.

Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.
by Ren&Chase August 08, 2020
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tangled hammock

When ur balls and boxers get in such a twisted mess, it looks like a tangled hammock
I was squriming around in my seat so much, I created a tangled hammock.
by Geoff Flash April 09, 2003
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