Halfy

When a woman is only good looking half the time. Half the time she is gorgeous and the other time she looks like she's been beaten with an ugly stick.

Cameron Diaz is a halfy.

Kelcie Welch is a halfy.

by SexMonkey1255 October 13, 2009

halfterpiece

a work of art that's not quite a masterpiece

Timothy Noah judged There Will Be Blood to be a halfterpiece.

by Una Malachica January 29, 2008

Halftard

Noun; One who is neither mentally challenged or fully to par with an average human being. Not quite an excuse to be retarded, but definitely not human

The guy who ate my cheeseburger is a halftard.
Shirley, are you sure your dog isn't a halftard?

by AdamDeficitDisorder April 25, 2012

halftail

A small cocktail - often drunk when you don't want to admit that you want to keep drinking, but really want to keep drinking. Like a nightcap, but less classy.

I'm done drinking tonight! Oh, what the hell...I'll just have a halftail.

by Mixmaster W September 20, 2018

Halfy Birthday

Pleasantry phrase which expresses a wish for an enjoyable half birthday.

Halfy Birthday, dear Maureen.
Halfy Birthday to you!

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 24, 2022

Blackberry Halftime

The period in the work bathroom between the actual act of defecating and wiping one's ass. This period was previously spent on the "sports section halftime", but is now the Blackberry Halftime, spent replying to inane questions from your boss.

Creepy Coworker: Long time in the bathroom there Jim...
You: Yeah, long blackberry halftime. Had to reply to the email about the meeting next week.

by flamewar November 13, 2011

halftrack

a lightly armored military vehicle having tracks in the rear for power and conventional wheels in front for steering.

this thing owns you, kiddies.

by folken February 5, 2003